There are only three things in the world that I hate, and here are three more of them.
Everyone is justifiably annoyed at that idiotic Pepsi advert, when clearly the most effective way to advertise Pepsi would just be to say it's cheaper than Coke.
But when you live at the cinema like me, you see worse adverts than that every day. So here are three more shitverts - shampoo edition!
The first shampoo with a brain. More than can be said for whoever came up with that.
Shoulders carry the promise of late nights you'll never forget. Catchy. They'll all be yelling that one in the playground.
An advert supposedly championing inclusivity and difference that exclusively features conventionally attractive people. Facile slogans about self-confidence do not change the fact that as a cosmetics company you're in the business of telling people to look better.
On that angry note, I'll leave you with a Jane's Addiction song about showering.