There are only three things in the world that I hate, and here are three more of them.
Once a year is way too frequent for Christmas. They should make it every four years, like the World Cup or leap years. It would make Christmas feel more special, make me feel less angry, and (most importantly) reduce the number of horrible Christmas adverts. Here are three more awful ads, and some of the questions they raise.
"The unexpected bank"? Isn't being "unexpected" quite bad for a bank? Isn't that what caused all this financial mess?
Then why do they taste like that?
Here's Joe Cornish's All Night Garage from Adam & Joe's Song Wars!