Friday, 25 September 2015

Selling Silly Putty Door to Door

There are only three things in the world that I hate, and here are three more of them. They're adverts, naturally.


There's nothing worse than a beloved movie character being used to sell car insurance. What next? Yoda selling phones?



A few questions...

  • "I've witnessed moments which are beyond any descriptive power." But aren't you supposed to be a journalist?
  • Why are you praising Ronald Reagan for money?
  • What are you doing in a fucking glasses advert?


This belief-defying advert is the ickiest thing I've seen since that Republican presidential debate. Who makes Audi's adverts? David Cronenberg?
I'll leave you with one of my favourite songs, Wilt by Blind Melon.