There are only three things in the world that I hate, and here are three more of them.
Another trip to the cinema (Dead Man Down, crap), another bunch of awful adverts and trailers.
Everything about this advert is loathsome; their smug fucking gurning, that awful ad-rock music, the weirdly disgusting name Freederm...
"Wouldn't they sound better facing the right way?"
Just when I thought I'd found this year's film with the dumbest premise (Upside Down), along comes this big pile of stupid. Why would making all crime legal for one night a year make unemployment fall to 1%? How would it stop people committing crime the rest of the year? What stupid fucking government would do that? Apart from ours maybe. It just seems like the makers of this film haven't stopped to think about it for a single second.
Yep, got it.
Then I watched the fantastic Stoker, and my faith in the world was (partially) restored. Here's Dire Straits.