There are only three things in the world that I hate, and here are three more of them.
The worst thing about adverts is that they're everywhere. On the tube, at the cinema, during RuPaul's Drag Race... they're inescapable. Here are three more shitverts* (* thanks Charlie Brooker)
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"You get what you pay for" is clearly a terrible slogan. It implies either high expense or low quality, neither of which you want associated with your product. Perhaps they realised, because the slogan has mysteriously disappeared from the advert...
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Lidl: it almost tastes the same as actual food!
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Lidl: it almost tastes the same as actual food!
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Cortana: when Clean Bandit call, remind me to lie in front of a train.
